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Endrick's Flop vs Souttar: Embarrassing or Just Banter? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Endrick's Flop vs Souttar: Embarrassing or Just Banter?

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Endrick vs Souttar: When a Minnow Met a Mountain

That Kid Getting Calafiori's Shirt Is All of Us - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

That Kid Getting Calafiori's Shirt Is All of Us

Nico Paz and the Argentina No. 10: Who Really Deserves It? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Nico Paz and the Argentina No. 10: Who Really Deserves It?

Would You Pay $60 to Sponsor Deportivo Municipal? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Would You Pay $60 to Sponsor Deportivo Municipal?

FIFA's Boss and the €30m Job He Didn't Get - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

FIFA's Boss and the €30m Job He Didn't Get

When a 37-Year-Old Pub Player Tries to Fight a Fan - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

When a 37-Year-Old Pub Player Tries to Fight a Fan

Rooney Says He Doesn't Want City's Titles – But Would You? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Rooney Says He Doesn't Want City's Titles – But Would You?

Suárez Honoring Berterame Shows He's Not the Villain You Think - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Suárez Honoring Berterame Shows He's Not the Villain You Think

Pep's Loyalty Oath: Would He Really Walk Away from Man City? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Pep's Loyalty Oath: Would He Really Walk Away from Man City?

Aguirre's 'Fuck You' Apology Is Peak Football - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Aguirre's 'Fuck You' Apology Is Peak Football

Kid in Wu Lei Shirt Gets Abused: Are Football Fans the Worst People? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Kid in Wu Lei Shirt Gets Abused: Are Football Fans the Worst People?

Mourinho Poking Tito: 15 Years On, Still a Dick Move - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 2 MIN

Mourinho Poking Tito: 15 Years On, Still a Dick Move

Connor Metcalfe Just Broke Brazil (And My Group Chat) - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Connor Metcalfe Just Broke Brazil (And My Group Chat)

Mancini's Double Contract: Just a Coincidence? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Mancini's Double Contract: Just a Coincidence?

Julián Álvarez to Barça? Atleti Fans Are Fuming - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Julián Álvarez to Barça? Atleti Fans Are Fuming

Chelsea Got Away With It, So Why Is City Facing the Drop? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Chelsea Got Away With It, So Why Is City Facing the Drop?

Norwegian PM Gifts Mamdani an Arsenal Shirt – But Is That a Good Thing? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Norwegian PM Gifts Mamdani an Arsenal Shirt – But Is That a Good Thing?

Barcelona x Tyler, The Creator: Clásico Shirt or Just Hype? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Barcelona x Tyler, The Creator: Clásico Shirt or Just Hype?

Wearing an Argentina Shirt Abroad: When Did That Become a Crime? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Wearing an Argentina Shirt Abroad: When Did That Become a Crime?

Shirt-ripping in the Ba-Vi derby? Peak Brasileirão - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Shirt-ripping in the Ba-Vi derby? Peak Brasileirão

Giroud Retires: The Most Confusing Striker Ever? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Giroud Retires: The Most Confusing Striker Ever?

Gambling Ads Are Gone From Premier League Shirts, But The Sportswashing Is Still Here - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

Gambling Ads Are Gone From Premier League Shirts, But The Sportswashing Is Still Here

Odegaard's Dad Said No to Offshore Cash, and Football Lost Its Mind - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Odegaard's Dad Said No to Offshore Cash, and Football Lost Its Mind

Man City's No.17: Enzo Fernández and the KDB Disrespect - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Man City's No.17: Enzo Fernández and the KDB Disrespect

Emi Martínez's Number Swap: A Shirt Saga - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Emi Martínez's Number Swap: A Shirt Saga

International Break: The Season Killer That Keeps on Killing - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

International Break: The Season Killer That Keeps on Killing

Totti's No.10: Should Roma Retire It or Keep It in the Family? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Totti's No.10: Should Roma Retire It or Keep It in the Family?

Tebas Says City Must Be Crushed – But Can Anyone Really Win? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Tebas Says City Must Be Crushed – But Can Anyone Really Win?

Man City Knew About Charges? Still Spent Big - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Man City Knew About Charges? Still Spent Big

Messi's Shirt: The Real Ballon d'Or? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Messi's Shirt: The Real Ballon d'Or?

Joe Hart's Penalty Spot Rant: Overreaction or Fair Call? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

Joe Hart's Penalty Spot Rant: Overreaction or Fair Call?

Man Steals Shirt From Kid: Football's New Low? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 3 MIN

Man Steals Shirt From Kid: Football's New Low?

Adidas Logos Are Too Big Now (And I'm Not Sorry) - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

Adidas Logos Are Too Big Now (And I'm Not Sorry)

AI Just Ruined This Brentford Kit Concept - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

AI Just Ruined This Brentford Kit Concept

Are Football Kits Overpriced? My Honest Take - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

Are Football Kits Overpriced? My Honest Take

Arsenal's Third Kit: Adidas Phoning It In Again? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

Arsenal's Third Kit: Adidas Phoning It In Again?

Barcelona's 26/27 Away Kit: Kobe, Gradients, and Badge Crimes - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

Barcelona's 26/27 Away Kit: Kobe, Gradients, and Badge Crimes

Best National Team Kit History? It's Not Even Close - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

Best National Team Kit History? It's Not Even Close

Fan version vs player version: do you really need player issue? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

Fan version vs player version: do you really need player issue?

Man City's 26/27 Third Kit: AI-Generated Garbage? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

Man City's 26/27 Third Kit: AI-Generated Garbage?

Nike FCB 2005/06 Ronaldinho Re-Issue: Authentic or Nah? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

Nike FCB 2005/06 Ronaldinho Re-Issue: Authentic or Nah?

Puma 2011 template: what the hell was it called? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

Puma 2011 template: what the hell was it called?

That 2010 Inter Shirt From Your Nan? Don't Ruin It - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

That 2010 Inter Shirt From Your Nan? Don't Ruin It

That Chelsea Prototype Is Fire, But It's Not for the Lads - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

That Chelsea Prototype Is Fire, But It's Not for the Lads

That Juve 95/96 Third Kit Is Fake, Mate - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

That Juve 95/96 Third Kit Is Fake, Mate

Throwback Kits: Are We Really Living in a Golden Era? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

Throwback Kits: Are We Really Living in a Golden Era?

US Soccer's Next Kit: Polos, Waldos, and Saudi Money? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

US Soccer's Next Kit: Polos, Waldos, and Saudi Money?

What Football Kit Is Impossible to Improve? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 4 MIN

What Football Kit Is Impossible to Improve?

What football shirt instantly takes you back to a season? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

What football shirt instantly takes you back to a season?

Which Football Shirt Got So Much Hate It Became Iconic? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

Which Football Shirt Got So Much Hate It Became Iconic?

Why Is That Bayern Third Kit Only in XL and 2XL? - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

Why Is That Bayern Third Kit Only in XL and 2XL?

Rival couple, half-and-half shirt, and the kid who deserves better - featured image

01 Oct 2026 • 5 MIN

Rival couple, half-and-half shirt, and the kid who deserves better

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